“My motivation is proving I’m more than just James The Dancer,” James The Dancer continues. Thank gosh dancers now have a platform through SAS Australia: Hell Week. We’ve taken them for granted – making them dance like monkeys, but never stopping to ask their thoughts on global issues. Indeed, more people should speak out about the plight of dancers. “I think dancers are underestimated,” one of these average Aussie contestants bravely shares during the Hell Week finale. Without any of this razzle dazzle, we’re just left with weird nobodies running up a hill. Without celebrities, what’s the point of SAS Australia: Hell Week? A televised love letter celebrating the resilience of the human spirit? Boo! We wanna see Schapelle Corby spilling the juicy details about life inside Kerobokan, like in season one! Or Bra Boy Koby Abberton crapping on about Russell Crowe’s house party where one of his mates projectile-vomited on the Oscar winner’s couch. JAMES WEIR RECAPS: Read all the recaps here This explains why SAS Australia: Hell Week – a mini spin-off of the extreme Channel 7 reality show that casts ordinary Aussies as contestants rather than tabloid personalities – dawdled towards the final moments of Tuesday’s finale. Watching celebrities get humiliated and then yelled at is the entire point of SAS: Australia. We don’t care about normal people’s secrets. Same with watching normal people get waterboarded until they reveal their most scandalous secrets. For the first time in SAS Australia history, we will see the recruits leave Australia and complete their challenges in the hot and arid Middle East. Watching normal people get pushed out of helicopters just isn’t as fun as watching celebrities get pushed out of helicopters. SAS Australia is back with a whole new cast of recruits ready to take on the ex-Special Forces operative's gruelling physical and psychological challenges. SAS Australia: Hell Week fizzles out on Tuesday night with a finale that’s as average as its everyday Aussie contestants.
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